HERMAPHRODITE:
If I was an hermaphrodite
Would you quite know how to take me?
Would you try to make me into you?
Declare which organs I could use?
Would you tell me how it is I feel?
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CHORUS (in response - authoritatively):
Who are we? - the hypocrites
Who sit and ponder every day,
Telling others how to shit
And authorizing all the ways
We deal with love.
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HERMAPHRODITE:
If I was an hermaphrodite
Would you quite know how to take me?
Would you try to make me into you?
Declare which organs I could use?
Would you tell me how it is I feel?